#to be a fly on the wall during that game #while john tries to patiently explain that no mr. green didn’t bash his own head in with the hammer #and sherlock’s spouting off about how mr. green was clearly the kind of man who would kill himself at a party #brutally of course because of some childhood trauma #and the whole time he’s talking and making these grand deductions about fake characters #getting louder and louder as john’s patience wears thinner and thinner#until john is just finally grabbing the paper with the rules written on them to remind sherlock that this is a game and there’s a certain… #way it has to be played but sherlock’s having none of that#because he knows he’s right and there’s no way it could be any different #so john gives up and goes to bed leaving sherlock awake and alone and now on top of bored he’s whining and pissed off#so the board ends up pinned to the wall with the knife #go ahead john ask him to play monopoly#see what happens then
#‘John this is ridiculous’ #‘why have seperate colors’ #‘John no one would make money this many colors it’s horrid’ #‘John you can’t just buy a railroad’ #‘Who does that, John’ #‘John why do I have to pay you money if I land on your property’ #‘Does this mean I have to pay you every time I step into the flat, John’ #‘John this game is pointless’ #‘John’ #‘John where are you going’ #‘….’